3.03.2009

It looks like an amoeba.

Well, yesterday I went on an adventure. My friend Meg and I, in the midst of the biggest snow storm of the year, decided we wanted to go get our tattoos. After calling about 13 tattoo parlors, 12 of which were closed, we finally found Marcos Tattoos in Wakefield, RI. The guy who answered the phone was less than pleasant, but I wanted my tattoo right that second.

So, we began our trek across the tundra to the parking lot on campus. When we finally got there we discovered that apparently, no one plows the parking lot. Apparently the University of Rhode Island thinks that student residents don't need to get their cars out after it snows. We were pretty determined, so we tried kicking the snow out of the way, keep in mind there was over 12 inches at this point, and there was now tiny ice pellets pouring out of the sky. I didn't have a shovel, or gloves, or anything useful really, so we used an old canvas out of my trunk as a shovel. Somehow we made it out of there.. barely.

When we finally got to Marcos, after getting lost for 20 minutes, it was pretty interesting. The owner, who is actually NOT named Marco, and very defensive about that, and his weird friend, and 6 year old son, were all in the waiting area. Aaron, the owner, was sarcastic and grumpy and overall a very strange individual. While doing my cute little tattoo of the outline of Block Island, he was creepily talking about his past career as a piercer. He said, "Trust me, I've seen more dick than you and your friend combined." This was Aaron's form of casual conversation. Then he told me my tattoo looked like an amoeba, and I told him his tattoos were creepy. He had all kinds of weird misshapen faces and weird..stuff.. all over him. Anyway.. my tattoo looks like an island, not a fucking amoeba, Marco.

Here he is, smiling... sarcastically of course.















Here is my block island tattoo.

2.21.2009

¡Ay Conando!

So do you guys know last night was the last episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien?? I'm so bummed! Conan is a genius and his jokes and nonsense honestly bring soo much happiness to my life. Will Ferrell, Andy Richter, and The White Stripes were all there for the hilarious final episode. At the end of the show Conan said a bunch of thank you's and assured everyone that the idea of him sticking to more "grown-up" humor when he takes over The Tonight Show is "just not going to happen." He was all choked up; it was so touching! Cone-bone will be heading to LA to take over The Tonight Show from Jay Leno in June. So at least we won't be Conan-less. That's a scary thought, eh?

So there are thousands of videos that I would like to post for you (theres been a total of 2725 episodes over the past 16 years!), however I am at work and they block all video on the internet. That will have to wait for another time, but don't worry! I have some Late Night quotes and pics to hold you over... this is quite the random selection, but it all cracks me up!

Conzie as the prime minister of Finland...



Pierre Bernard: Comfortable and Furious

The Evil puppy is sooo adorable, but don't let him fool you!

YOU MUST click here for the full effect.


I'm sure you haven't forgot about HornyManatee.com...

And I know this is like the longest post eva, but here are a couple shots from Conan's celebrity surveys. I'm almost positive they'll make you LOL:





These celebrity questionaires are real, ok?? You can't make this stuff up as Cona Lisa would say...






No one but Conan people!

2.18.2009

I'm on a boat!

For some reason, I think this video is so funny. I love spoofs, parodies, etc. AND I love T. Pain.

2.13.2009

Inspired by Kittens!

I was searching around a little on youtube today, and I found this video. This is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen, and no matter how many times in a row I watch it, I still LOL. Its terrific!

2.09.2009

Fuck Poptarts..

So in case you are REALLY ANGRY and TOTALLY OUTRAGED by Kellogg's decision to drop Michael Phelps (they make snack foods for christ's sake) you can sign this petition and boycott Kelloggs. Dooo eeet. Do it now. Even if youre still gonna eat poptarts, come on and let kelloggs know that our little Michael has done nothing wrong! Lol...

2.08.2009

Miley Cyrus hates asians!

Its Miley!
I'm not much for keeping up with the latest gossip, aside from watching The Soup with Kay, but I found this article on The Daily Stab and I think it is pretty funny and ridiculous! I guess I'll come clean and admit how much I think Miley Cyrus is the most annoying person alive. I don't understand how she is famous, but I do love when Miley is so "scandalous". I love that the only scandal in this photo is the face she's making, not that she is on some creepy guy's lap, or that there is someone is drinking in the photo, and little Miley is only 16, BUT how dare she make that face.


2.07.2009

Michael Phelps feels like he's disappointed everyone... Because he has.

"I don’t want to just ruin everybody’s day, but there is discouraging news everywhere. Unemployment is high. Foreclosure rate is high. Michael Phelps is high." - David Letterman



So even though I feel really bad for Michael Phelps I am LOLing quite a bit over this. It's like, he won 8 gold medals! Let him relax for a fucking minute! He seems to be handling it pretty well as far as I'm concerned. I mean I would totally be throwing a temper tantrum like "a million people smoke weed every day! Whyyyy meeee??" I would be soooo pissed. I wonder if he actually feels like that or if he really authentically is like "man that was so irresponsible of me! I'm never smoking again!"

But for me, this isn't bad news at all because, hey...


Poor guy.