I'm sitting in education 312 with my really strange professor. He doesn't really teach at all, he just sort of rambles about whatever pops into his head. For example, I have only been in class for 11 minutes and he has already talked about a giant snake that was found in the rain forest, teradactels, cheating on your wife/husband, and football. The weirdest thing about this guy is how politically correct he is. He speaks very slowly and carefully, and if you say the word "retard" he pulls you aside and explains how hurtful words can be. He says, "swears are foul and rude." Every class he talks about being cautious about your words and being polite to everyone around you. He's just so strange! Anyway, I really want this guy and Dr. Cohen, the professor I talked about a few blogs ago, to meet. Cohen talks like Maury Ballstein from Zoolander and says "retahd" all the time in his silly rhode island accent.
What I'm daydreaming about right now is what would happen if this crazy over-sensitive professor was stranded on an island with professor Cohen, the man who describes himself as a sadistic son of a bitch...
Hmmm....
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