2.07.2009

Michael Phelps feels like he's disappointed everyone... Because he has.

"I don’t want to just ruin everybody’s day, but there is discouraging news everywhere. Unemployment is high. Foreclosure rate is high. Michael Phelps is high." - David Letterman



So even though I feel really bad for Michael Phelps I am LOLing quite a bit over this. It's like, he won 8 gold medals! Let him relax for a fucking minute! He seems to be handling it pretty well as far as I'm concerned. I mean I would totally be throwing a temper tantrum like "a million people smoke weed every day! Whyyyy meeee??" I would be soooo pissed. I wonder if he actually feels like that or if he really authentically is like "man that was so irresponsible of me! I'm never smoking again!"

But for me, this isn't bad news at all because, hey...


Poor guy.

3 comments:

  1. You could google image search Shiba Inu puppies, and then cry over how cuuuuute they are.

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  3. Or read the Weekly World News at www.WeeklyWorldNews.com , I especially enjoy the section on mutants.

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